Dom School

A more-than-slightly-outrageous female friend of mine named Pam wrote this several years ago. It's used with permission.

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ATTENTION MEN!

Have you ever wanted to have women at your beck and call?

Ever wanted to have sex without all of that annoying cuddling?

BE A DOM!!

That's right! For limited time we will train you in all of the finer aspects of Domination. Some, but definitely not all, of the points we will cover are:

1. What color outfit should you wear to be a Dom? (You will just have to wait for the class to find that out. Sorry)

2. Where to find those submissive little fillies just waiting for a man like you!

3. How to say those special things in a Domly voice, such as, 'Spread 'em now, sl*t!'

4. Our special whipping class featuring Dom Mea Culpa who will be speaking on "Making sure the sub doesn't move when ya hit her, or you could get sued, really!" We are very proud he is back with his mom and able to join us this time. Welcome Dom Mea!

5. How to make the sub do all of the things we haven't covered in this first session...featuring the always flexible Sheldon- "I can tie myself up and whip myself, can you?"- Bumfuchs.

6. And a new class this year -- and yes, this is just an experiment -- fire play and self bondage! We know that it sounds difficult but we think that if we all cooperate we can do this.

7. How to master everything, and how to bluff if you forget something. "No, I said you were supposed to untie yourself, unlock the closet, let yourself out, and follow me to the market. Don't you subs ever listen? I never said I would be right back!!!"

8. How to punish effectively. (This class has been cut down to one hour because last year after we covered the obvious 'hit 'em' we just sat around for a long time and missed some important stuff.)

9. How to choose your subs****hint****they should very new and live alone!

10. And most importantly...we are the only Dom school with our very own Help line. This year it is manned by Dom Mea and his elderly mother. Dom Mea has graciously agreed to host this hotline since that new jewelry on his ankle keeps him from leaving home. Thanks to Dom Mea and Miss Gertrude! We hope your bum is better now! Call 1-900-DOM DOWN and ask for Dom Mea if Gerti doesn't seem to understand your question.

All of this for the low, one-time price of $299.95. Seating is limited to how ever many we can get in the rec room so send money now and we will work something out. This is a must! Hurry!! All of the TRUE subs will be gone if you don't respond now! Discount rates if you bring four other Doms-to-be. I will see you at Dom School, where you:

Enter a boy, and leave a Dominate Man!!!

Call now!!! Offer not good where you need a license for this stuff if they check...whew, almost forgot that...I'll have to punish a sub for letting me forget! I love being a Dom, and soon you will too!

Special message for those soon-to-Be Domme Chicks out there. We are considering having class for it if there is enough interest. Maybe we can start with "Why in the world would a chick wanna Dom? It's hard work!" We will add additional classes as we think of them. Just keep those little panties on, Cupcake. We know you are there!!!

UNTIL WE MEET IN DOM-SHIP, This is 'WhatruwearingDom' signing off. (Chuckie, to other Dominate men. Sir or M'lord to the chicks.)


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