Wait Till I Get My Hands On Him.

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Many years ago I had a lover. She was a very good lover -- skilled, enthusiastic, and quite open to experimentation -- and she had one particular thing at which she was beyond very, very good. She gave an outstanding, and I mean a truly outstanding, handjob. While our relationship ended long ago, we are still friends, and my time with her is the source of some of my most intense erotic memories. As you may have already guessed, I particularly remember her hands.


When, years later, I compiled "Tricks...To Please A Man," I included a special section in that book on "manual techniques." That section included some of hers. It also included techniques from numerous other contributors. The overall result, with both that section in particular and with the book as a whole, was quite satisfactory and "Tricks...To Please A Man" has sold nicely. (As has its companion book, "Tricks...To Please A Woman.")


About two years ago, after a period of what I'll call "personal research," it started to seem to me that, while many women were quite enthusiastic about masturbating a man, relatively few women were particularly knowledgeable or skilled about doing so, and some frankly admitted that they had almost no idea at all of what to do. Given that I have started producing how-to videos on erotic topics, I proceeded to ask numerous women if they would pay, say, $25.00 for a DVD on how to skillfully masturbate a man. The overwhelming response was, "Are you kidding? Of course I would!"


Those conversations inspired me, and with the help of Ivory Mistress Jae and several other wonderful people, I have now produced this DVD, whose purpose is to teach a woman how to knowledgeably and skillfully masturbate a man. Based on feedback from viewers -- as well as feedback from the male lovers of said viewers! [grin] -- it certainly seems that this DVD accomplishes its goal rather well.


Indeed, it can be fairly said that a woman who diligently studies the material in this DVD will bring her ability to masturbate a man up to a completely new level, making her more than a bit formidable in an intensely erotic way.


The DVD is fairly organized and comprehensive. Rather than just jumping into "this is how you yank" stuff, it begins with information about male sexual anatomy and physiology, including such topics as Osho's point, orgasmic inevitably, the plateau phase, and the curdle point.


It then discusses various types of lubricants, including water-based, silicone-based, and oil-based. The discussion includes some information on at least one little-known lubricant that has something of an underground cult following.


The DVD then proceeds to demonstrate repeatedly and in close-up both one-handed and two-handed stroking techniques, totalling up to more than a dozen. The editor of "Tricks...to please a man gave these techniques names such as "Hot Hands," "Upsy Daisy," "Flat Top," "Give Him A Wring," and "Thumb Fun." The DVD also includes useful tips regarding stroking timing, tempo, and rhythm.


Ivory Mistress Jae begins her presentations by demonstrating the stroking techniques on a dildo. She then moves on to demonstrating them "for real" with the assistance of her lover Will. (While Ivory Mistress Jae does almost all of the teaching, I make a couple of cameo appearances in this video. To the frustration of some, and to the relief of others, my clothes stay on throughout.)


The DVD concludes with a section of bonus features and amusing outtakes. Among the bonus features are a series of masturbation games ranging from playful to fiendish such as "Don't Move," "Angel or Devil," and the dreaded/beloved "Climbing The Mountain" technique.


Overall, I'm extremely pleased with how it turned out. It's really jammed with usable information, and gives the purchaser an excellent return on their investment of time and money. This just may be the best, most comprehensive video ever produced on this particular subject.


The suggested retail price for this DVD is $25.00, and if you purchase it though this website I'll give you a discount if you order more than one of this DVD and/or others sold here.


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